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Ten compelling reasons why I haven’t finished the first draft of my novel:

#10: All of my characters are on spring break.

#9:  There’s wine to uncork and chocolate to unwrap.

#8:  The dryer lint basket needs to be cleaned with tweezers.

#7:  My critique group needs something to look forward to.

#6:  The female lead refuses to stand up and “take it like a man.”

#5:  Squirrel!

#4:  I know there’s one more FaceBook friend out there looking for me.

#3:  What? We’re out of toilet bowl cleaner again?

#2: I need more fly fishing research to truly understand my character’s POV.

#1: I’ve drank too much wine and eaten too much chocolate!

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Chicken Soup for the SoulSurprise Giveaway! Leave your best reason why you haven’t completed whatever project you are working on. I’ll pick one that either makes me laugh the most or that I can relate to and award a free copy of Chicken Soup for the Soul: Parenthood” which was released yesterday!

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